I Did Not Expect That

As I was walking around the house turning off lights so that we could head to bed, I glanced over at the couch. Our youngest cat was lounging lengthwise at the edge of the cushion, her belly drooping down over the edge despite that we have tried three different diets, reduced portions of food, and increased exercise.

My husband was lazily petting her as she purred.

With concern, I looked at him and asked, "If we have kids that are overweight, what are we going to do?"

"Use them as pillows."