Get Me the Hell Out of Here

I just saw an infomercial for a new fitness regime called "Flirty Girl." On the whole, no big deal. Sexy dance moves that you can use to get in shape, not really a new concept.

Until they encouraged you to ask your infomercial operator how you can try your own Flirty Girl Fitness Pole in your home for 30 days for just $1.00.

Fitness Pole.

I hate being home during the day. I need a freaking job.