I Was Expecting Locusts
As most of you are aware SPF and I have been having one hell of a year. We have been evacuated from our home due to a landslide, had all of our precious possessions flooded in storage, been made a mockery of by the City and the Media, and lost a significant chunk of property value. I have to admit, I was expecting the raging fires and locusts to come next.
Locusts. Not termites.
We have now been told that our units may be infested and that we may have to evacuate yet again to be tented. I'm sure you all remember the Incident of the Kitties in Los Angeles. We will have to figure that one out. Not to mention the "Emergency Assessment" finances that will be incurred because of this. "Emergency Assessments" that are allowed for in LEGISLATION that must be paid for and dealt with by the already haggard and incompetent HOA. Oh yeah, that means US.
Termites. Unbefreakingleavable.
7 Comments:
Only SPF and I aren't the incompetent ones, we are the haggard ones.
OH NO! Don't worry about the kitties, if we need to we can turn the office into kitty land.
You are freakin' kidding me.
Not about the cats, about the termites.
Just to be clear.
I would understand if you had been freakin' about the kitties, but thanks for the clarification.
(So... is this what the call was about?)
What call? I know not what you speak of.
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